They made a statue of us
And it put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs have fun, have fun

They\'ll name a city after us
And later say it\'s all our fault
Then they\'ll give us a talking to
Then they\'ll give us a talking to
Because they\'ve got years of experience
We\'re living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We\'re living in a den of thieves
And it\'s contagious (x4)

We wear our scarves just like a noose
But not \'cause we want eternal sleep
And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep

We\'re living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We\'re living in a den of thieves
And it\'s contagious (x4)

They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare at us
The sculptor\'s marble sends regards
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust
We\'re living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
Were living in a den of thieves

And it\'s contagious
(x8)